New Levels of Pathetic!

So it's been a while since we posted here at Prog Snobs, but honestly, there hasn't been much to report. It's like the prog fans have been going outside and "talking to people"....well, maybe I won't go that far, but with ComicCon going on, I'm sure most of them have been busy. Hmm, maybe I'm not that far off, it seems like prog fans HAVE been venturing into the wild outside world....but not for human contact, but to get cool "tanline tattoos" of Dream Theater logos!

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=2069762

If you, like me, are a little bit sceptical (sic) about getting a tattoo, but would still like some kind of DT paraphernalia upon your person, Then this could be the thing for you. Seeing as the summer is upon us (Despite the rain ) I've decided that I'm going to somehow create a stencil of the Majesty symbol and lie in the sun with it on, Hopefully leaving a tan line that will resemble the famous logo that has represented DT for so long. Then I thought. Wouldn't it be cool if a lot of people on the forum did it too, and then posted pictures of theirs? (A lot like the Tattoo thread, except with Tan lines )

Umm...this is some sort of joke right? Who the fuck would think of this, let alone invest enough time in developing the stencil and then sunning themselves for something that will look terrible, peel off in a few days, and label them as a "Proggia-King of the Dorks"?

Spock's Brow_ I've actually always wanted to do this!

Guess I spoke too soon...

Usually an idea this lame would die a quick and painful death from embarrassment, but the hits keep coming!, apparently I'm the asshole here, because this is the best idea since the Mike Portnoy invented the internet!....

Yeah, I'm currently trying to figure out how to make the stencil... It's rather mind boggling.

Much like 19/16 time signature! Or talking to girls!

Leeroy_455_ Stupid idea my ass! Sounds great!

Thanks Leeroy, I can always count on you to make an asinine thread even more pathetic...

I seriously think I'd do it, it could be really cool. Post the pic of the tan, I wanna see how it turned out.

Do we really want to see how sad this venture becomes?....yeah, I guess we do=




















(Wipes tears from eyes from hysteria) Now, this is usually where the insane amount of laughter and mocking would begin. But that's in the real world, in the world of the Prog Snob, nothing is too stupid when it comes to senseless time-wasting and showing your dedication to a band.

Cecilia_holy crap that's great! That's something I would totally do!

Of course, you're wasting your time posting on a message board, why wouldn't you waste MORE time getting a cool tanline tattoo??? And also, "Cecilia"?? a woman??...gotta be a plant....

Well, let's see what the reaction is to our hero's inventiveness

I went to a party type thing last night. ( sure you did...chatroom?) A lot of people thought I was a bit weird, But they had to admit that it was cool.

They're just trying so hard to not make you cry...

My parents think it's quite good too. I just remind them that I could be out beating people up and doing drugs, But instead, I'm having good clean fun

Please, do us all a favor and start doing drugs, stop wasting bandwidth on you personal experiments in ridiculous fanboyism.